Good morning !! Thank you for visiting my home. Sit down and take your shoes off. Feel free to throw the peanut shells on the floor and you don't need a coaster for your beer. You've entered the Virtual Bachelor Pad. So don't expect anything but Chia Pet looking leftovers and beer in the fridge. The odds are good that that is the last piece of toilet paper in the house hanging on the roll. The Bachelor Pad is where men can be men. Where married men take a deep breath and get misty eyed thinking of old times when they could go a whole day without someone telling them what they're doing wrong. And single guys can rub in their freedom. Ahhh, Life is good in the Bachelor Pad. Lasagna for breakfast and cereal for dinner. Where any meal that doesn't involve Ebonics through a speaker box is considered home cooking. And you never have to worry about your friends asking you to baby-sit for fear the kid will come home with a tattoo and a hustler magazine !