Reasons Sheep are
Better than Women
  • Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
  • You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
  • Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
  • Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease
  • Nuttin' beats mutton
  • Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
  • Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early
  • Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
  • Sheep never get upset when she catches you with her sister
  • Sheep are cheep!!!!!!!!!! sent in by Troy of Michigan, USA
  • Sheep are better because they are easier to give anal to! From CANorma