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Reasons Sheep
are
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Better than
Women
- Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper
teeth
- You can get a better grip on a sheep's
ear
- Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
- Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than
a social disease
- Nuttin' beats mutton
- Sheep won't argue about whose turn it
is to go get a towel
- Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your
weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be
home early
- Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle
down
- Sheep never get upset when she catches
you with her sister
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